Making short films in Fresno since 2001

New site launched!

Well, I made some design changes to the web site in order to take the focus away from my blog posts and emphasize the films. Because hey, that’s what matters right? Hope you enjoy. Let me know if there’s any problems or suggestions. We’re working on a new film and it should be released soon!

If you need further proof that God exists and hates me

Today’s blog is brought to you by my roommate, Mr. Jared Marshall. Enjoy.

At 2am this morning, a mere 4 hours before I had to wake up and take my ridiculously difficult exam on contract law, I was bailing water out of my bathroom. That’s right: bailing water. Was I sleeping restfully recharging for the stressful day ahead? No, I was bailing water. Was I studying hard to prepare myself for the dreaded exam? No. I. Was. Bailing. Fucking. Water. Apparently, the DWV plumbing in my building is completely fucked (as evidenced by water SPRAYING out of a plugged clean-out underneath the building) and all the water being used by the whole building backed up into my bathroom. And of course, of all the days this could have happened, it just had to be the night before my first law school exam.

Consequently, taking an already difficult exam after two nights of almost no sleep is just plain impossible. On that note, if you want to come by and lend a hand, I have got to figure out how to remove the Uniform Commercial Code from my ass. It seems to have gotten stuck up there… sideways no less.

He failed to mention how he woke me up and I didn’t know what the hell was going on for like 15 minutes.

2007 in Review

Well, the end of the year is closely approaching. I’ve just been thinking about it and realized I didn’t make a film this year. That’s never happened. In fact, I’ve made at least one film every year since 2001! I’d rather not let this streak end. So perhaps you’ll see a new short from me within the next 2 weeks.

But I can’t promise it’ll be good.

Blogs or Movies? Meh…

I’ve been thinking. I should be doing a lot less bloggin’, and a lot more filmin’.

After all, who comes here just to read my dumbass blogs? You come here to see my dumbass films.

Battery of doom

So I was late to work today because my car wouldn’t start this morning. I immediately freaked out and assumed the AAA guy from the other night was wrong about my alternator. So there I sat, no jumper cables, no one around to even jump me if I had ‘em. So I did the only thing I could… disconnected the battery and cleaned the cables just in case it wasn’t getting a good connection. And bam, it started. Thank the lord. Although this now has me thinking it could’ve been dirty connectors all along and I bought a new battery for nothing. Fack.