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The Quotient of all Anxieties (2002)

IMDb listing

Released: June 2002
Genre: Short / Parody / Comedy
Running Time: Approx. 3 minutes

Download:
QOAA.mov (Quicktime 5 or higher needed, 10.0 mb)

Watch: (YouTube)
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The Story: “The Quotient of all Anxieties” is a mock short parodying Paramount Pictures’ feature film “The Sum of all Fears” starring Ben Affleck and Morgan Freeman.

Production Notes: The idea for QOAA arose after AMF crew members Bryan Harley and Andrew Isaac saw the film “The Sum of all Fears.” They thoroughly enjoyed the film, yet at the same time also saw the potential it would have as a paroady trailer. Enlisting the help of fellow crew member Jared Marshall, the three set out on a two day journey of creating the mock trailer. Although we put very little effort into this project, it has met with much success.

Cast and Crew:
Andrew Isaac as President Bush/Russian President/Afro guy #1
Jared Marshall as Jack Ryan
Bryan Harley as Jack Ryan’s friend/Afro guy #2

Directed by Bryan Harley
Written by Bryan Harley, Andrew Isaac, Jared Marshall
Original Music by Jeffrey Michael

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16 Responses to “The Quotient of all Anxieties (2002)”

  1. simiansapiens
    March 12, 2007 at 3:24 am | | Reply

    hilarious!!

  2. simiansapiens
    March 12, 2007 at 3:24 am | | Reply

    hilarious!!

  3. simiansapiens
    March 12, 2007 at 10:24 am | | Reply

    [..YouTube..] hilarious!!

  4. Anarchy6281
    March 15, 2007 at 2:39 am | | Reply

    [..YouTube..] OMG LMFAO FANTASTIC!

  5. UnleashthePhury
    March 24, 2007 at 5:17 pm | | Reply

    Brilliant, lmfao. Although one question: What the deuce is matthew mconnahey (fucked up spelling i know, but it’s his own fault) doing in the last bit there? He’s not involved at all until that point…fuckin A, man.

  6. UnleashthePhury
    March 24, 2007 at 5:17 pm | | Reply

    Brilliant, lmfao. Although one question: What the deuce is matthew mconnahey (fucked up spelling i know, but it’s his own fault) doing in the last bit there? He’s not involved at all until that point…fuckin A, man.

  7. UnleashthePhury
    March 25, 2007 at 12:17 am | | Reply

    [..YouTube..] Brilliant, lmfao. Although one question: What the deuce is matthew mconnahey (fucked up spelling i know, but it’s his own fault) doing in the last bit there? He’s not involved at all until that point…fuckin A, man.

  8. wsmith68
    August 8, 2007 at 7:57 am | | Reply

    You guys are awesome. LMAO. Matthew Mac, the final touch!

  9. wsmith68
    August 8, 2007 at 7:57 am | | Reply

    You guys are awesome. LMAO. Matthew Mac, the final touch!

  10. wsmith68
    August 8, 2007 at 2:57 pm | | Reply

    [..YouTube..] You guys are awesome. LMAO. Matthew Mac, the final touch!

  11. carlosdaniel898
    January 20, 2008 at 11:23 am | | Reply

    love it

  12. carlosdaniel898
    January 20, 2008 at 11:23 am | | Reply

    love it

  13. jasonh21
    June 22, 2008 at 11:34 am | | Reply

    it should have been; “If you shut me out, your family and 25million other families are going to have to live with another term with bush”

  14. danebake
    November 1, 2008 at 3:49 pm | | Reply

    lol on “the bomb is in play!”

  15. BANDFAN03
    March 31, 2009 at 11:44 pm | | Reply

    It divides up. You just don’t like it when it divides up to two… stupid cracka’.

  16. BANDFAN03
    April 1, 2009 at 12:06 am | | Reply

    You could also call it, “THE PRODUCT OF ALL PHOBIAS”

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