Celebrity sightings
I’ve been in LA now for a little over a month and finally the other day I had my first celebrity sighting. It was not particularly exciting. The route I drive every morning from Studio City to West Los Angeles takes me past an elementary school in Beverly Hills. So last Thursday I’m sitting at the stop sign in front of the school, and the cross guard comes strolling by escorting none other than… William Baldwin. Yeah… not even the good Baldwin. Wait are there any good Baldwins? Anywho, I guess Billy and wife Chynna Phillips were walking their kids to school or something.
Oh scratch that, I saw former Red Sox coach and current MLB commentator Kevin Kennedy today at FOX. I said “hi” and he ignored me. That was awesome.
were you that ween that said “i worked at your wedding” and then wet the bed and drove away.
just curious?
billy
Hey lay off Billy. You don’t know me, man. You don’t know me!
Seriously though, it was probably the guy behind me.
sound like it was you from your weak response bed wetter.
it was you alright. i could tell from the spew crusted in the corners of your mouth.
Wow, Billy Baldwin. You’re a bitter old man.
“So last Thursday I’m sitting at the stop sign in front of the school, and the cross guard comes strolling by escorting none other than… William Baldwin. Yeah… not even the good Baldwin. Wait are there any good Baldwins?”
i’m bitter?
Yes, you are. And I understand. How are you supposed to compete with classics such as Bio-Dome or Cat in the Hat?
suppose you missed glengarry, last exit, usual suspects, squid and the whale and about two dozen others?
do you chugg? you do, don’t you? it’s O.K. - go ahead - you can admit it!!! say it loud and say it proud!!! “i’m a chugger!!!”
You’re just plain mean Billy Baldwin.